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Your “Hold On – I Need A Cup For THose Tears” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: AJ Hawk signed a one-day contract so he could retire a Packer. Dallas jumped early and exercised the 2018 option on OL…
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Your “I Just Don’t Get Why It’s A Paid Day Off” Easter Monday Open Thread
Maybe it’s a byproduct of my conservative upbringing, but I don’t understand why the Monday following a holiday that falls on a Sunday is…
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Your “Easter Sunday? Who Made the Ham?” Evening Open Thread
So, I was raised in a fundamentalist Baptist household. Here’s what Easter meant to people who handed out Jack Chick books: Air tight! Religion sure…
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Your “You Get A First Round! And You Get A First Round!” Saturday Evening Open Thread
I don’t know what to add. It’s playoff season in two sports, Tonight’s playoff action (boss): NHL: Leafs at Capitals – 7:00PM | NBCSN…
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Your Western Conference Playoff Team Previews & Thursday Evening Open Thread
Lone NFL note: the Draft is two weeks today. As with the East, so too with the West: Calgary: litre_cola Hi gang! The Ice…
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Eastern Conference Playoff Team Previews & Wednesday Open Thread
I’m eschewing NFL News today & tomorrow because nothing important is going on, and the draft is still 15 days away, meaning Cleveland has plenty…
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“It’s All Gone Wrong, Pete & John” – The Seahawks Try To Bolster Their Lines (Part 3)
Ext. Tuscaloosa Regional Airport. Two men, walking out the airport’s main exit. Pete Carroll: Now John, do you remember why we came to Alabama? John…
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Your “Prima Facie Dumbness” Tuesday Evening Preview
NFL News: James Laurinaitis has announced his retirement. Hopefully, he goes into the other family business. Jacksonville sent DE Chris Smith to Cincinnati for…
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A Bitter Canucks Fan’s Totally Arbitrary NHL Playoff’s Preview
So, it’s playoff time again. And, once again, my hometown Ice Liouns are on the outside golfing in. Plus, five coaches got got within…
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Your “All About That (In)Action, Boss!”” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Tracy Porter has been waived by the Bears. Backup QB news: Matt McGloin has been signed by the Eagles T.J. Yates has been…