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Your “Today I Settle All Family Business” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Le’Veon Bell will return to the Steelers on September 1st: It’s looking a tad more serious in New York, as reports are…
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Your “Let’s Just Agree to Disagree” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: ESPN says ankle sprain, but OBJ & the Giants are getting an MRI just to be sure. And just to pour on…
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Your “Azathoth Have Mercy!—Light Is Dark and Dark Is Light” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The darkness that enveloped the continent around 10:21 AM Pacific came as news emerged that Roger Goodell had signed a five-year extension…
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Your “Don’t Want To Say Good Night” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Well, there’s a couple of “games” tonight, featuring “starters” that will “play” almost an entire quarter. Except for the guys who are hurt…
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Your “Second Verse – Same As The First!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: In a harbinger of what this season might look like, Alex Smith’s agent is already talking about where he might end up…
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Your “Oh Look – It’s The Atlanta F*%$#-king Falcons” Season Preview
They know what they did. THEY KNOW! I hope Dan Quinn wakes up screaming every night at 3:28 AM, sweating in anguish over how…
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Your “Maybe Everything Should Be On Tape-Delay” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Ezekiel Elliott’s appeal is scheduled for August 29th. And he may have something more credible than the “crazy bitch” defence first alluded…
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Your “So Damn Tired and Uninspired” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
I just don’t have much in terms of creativity today, so I apologize for going to my weekend well to tie something into the…
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Your “The Lesson Learned Is ‘Not To Care’” Monday Evening Open Thread
Well, I believe I speak for the majority when I say, those were some real Week-1 preseason games. Oh, and fuck Dean Spanos with…
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Your “People Tell Me That I’m Gonna Lose You” Sunday Evening Open Thread
So, the first weekend of the pre-season ends tonight, with the Seahawks going down I-5 & then onto I-10 to visit some team called…