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Your “Crimebeat!’ Is Going To Become A Daily Feature At This Point” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
You can start calling DFO the State Department, because as of this morning we’ve denied over 1900 Russians. NFL News: Both sides in the…
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Your “What I Did On My Summer Vacation” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Not to brag, but I think the high school team my program’s attached to just eliminated the Jets from playoff contention. NFL News: Hurricane…
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Your “It’s Pronounced ‘Labour Day’” Holiday Monday Open Thread
First, the history lesson, courtesy the fine folks at the TedTalks: Now, the significance. In Canada, Labour Day marks the end of summer. All…
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Your “I’ve Got No Mind To Worry” Sunday Evening Open Thread
So, for most people it’s the middle day of the three-day Labour Day holiday weekend. Please look forward to the embarrassment Roger Goodell should…
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Your “The Football Crowd Is Going To Give Me A Boot” Saturday Evening Open Thread
So, based on reading this, 4:00 Eastern was the deadline when clubs must reduce rosters to a maximum of 53 players on the…
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Your “Tomorrow Might Not Be Here For You” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Slight hangover…no scratches or cuff marks…note from wife about snoring…VICTORY! NFL News: Ezekiel Elliott’s appeal hearing has finally ended. Under the rules, the arbitrator…
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Your “Final Day of the Beer Selling Season” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Today is the last day of the regular season at The Nat, so forgive me if the preview is short. I’m excited because people…
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Your “Well, This Is Awkward…” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Lions have agreed to pay Matt Stafford $135 million in a five-year extension. That’s $27 million per year, or 16% of…
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Your “If Monday Had A Face, I’d Punch It” Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Getting an early start to missing part of the season, Vontaze Burfict is facing a suspension for an illegal hit back in…
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Your “No Problems Here – What Are You Talking About?”
NFL News: Tony Romo will miss Friday’s Chiefs-Seahawks game because his son was born last night. Good for him. Little Jones McCoy Romo joins…