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Your “Wait – What’s That On The Horizon?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
The wait is almost over! Five teams – the Ravens, Bears, Cowboys, Jaguars, and Saints – all open training camps tomorrow. It’s just first-year players,…
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Your “What Fresh Hell Is This?” Monday Evening Open Thread
The first stills for the HBO Sandusky movie came out today, and the best comment at Deadspin was about how it’ll be the second…
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Your “Don’t Get Drunk and Slam The Door” Sunday Evening Open Thread
So, how was your day? If there’s no more write-up than this, I am still drinking after working the day game at Nat…
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Your “The Drag Queens and the Freaks Are All Out On the Town” Saturday Evening Open Thread
/logs into the site for the first time in two weeks… 394 PENDING USERS hmm… guess the site is a backdoor into the…
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Your “You Don’t Have Beerguy To Kick Around For A While” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Zach Orr is coming out of retirement, after being told by doctors that his congenital spinal condition is not as bad as…
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Your “Ugh – This Crap Again?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Dreamboat came #1 in the players poll of the Top-100. something something save us Bernard Pollard. Hey – he’s currently available. Matty…
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Your “One Month Until Camps Open” Monday Evening Open Thread
Most training camps open between July 25-27. As such, it’s nothing but “here’s how we’re gonna do this year” quotes coming out of most…
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Your “I Got Nothin’ ‘gainst the Press” Sunday Evening Open Thread
It’s been a luverly day. Hope you enjoyed yourselves. Tonight’s sports: MLB: Pirates at Cardinals – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN UFC Fight Night:…
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Your “I’m Sitting In the Kitchen Sink” Saturday Evening Open Thread
So, I have to be the designated driver at a wedding tonight. It is for one of my wife’s colleagues. I’m pretty certain it’s…
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Your “Object May Be Closer Than Appears” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Derek Carr got paid. Five years, $125 million. He’s now the highest-paid QB. Jaws isn’t sure if ESPN will have him back…