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Your “Well, Here’s Proof There Is No God” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
To answer the question from last night: $200. NFL News: For reasons that will become apparent after the sun swallows the earth, Jerry Jones…
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Your “Opening Night Beer Night!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL notes: In a statement that strains both human credibility and the “bullshit” test, Roger Goodell says “my friendship with Robert [Kraft] was never strained.”…
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Your “Oh Sure; Why Not?!” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Tom Brady really hopes the Patriots are the ones who get to play the NFL’s first regular season game in China. Which…
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Your “My Life’s A Bargain Basement” Saturday Evening Open Thread
So, today was spent cleaning. Guess my mood. That’s putting it mildly. Luckily, I had some help. Tonight’s sports: Baseball: MLB: TBA –…
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Your “Out For Summer, Out ’til Fall, I Might Not Come Back At All” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: How was Jeremy Maclin cut from the Chiefs? By voicemail. To be fair to Andy Reid, he might’ve thought he’d called a…
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Your “Oh, I Don’t Know – Let’s Say Moe” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: the Titans are kicking Eric Decker’s tires. Brent Griffith, who spent one year with the Bills in 1990, is being charged with…
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Your “All That’s Left Now Is The Waiting For Training Camps” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The [Redacteds] have named first black Super Bowl QB Doug Williams VP of player personnel. Deciding a soft Achilles is preferable to…
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Your “Just One More Playoff To Go” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Mike McCarthy, seen right with the only reason he’s still employed, has dismissed all veterans with 6+ years of NFL experience from mandatory…
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Your “Cold As Ice Cream But Still As Sweet” Sunday Evening Open Thread
Game 6 in Nashville highlight’s tonight’s menu. It’s been a good tilt. Sid roughs as well as the dude who tried to engage Rex…
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Your “I Like The Way You Move Pretty Baby” Saturday Evening Open Thread
So, today I had to go for summer “training” at the baseball stadium, because even though I’ve been there since 1991, I guess I…