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Tomi Lahren’s Final Thoughts: Heroes of Unlikely Skin Colors
Well, I do have some final thoughts on the Week 15 NFL side. Somehow, even though the league initials stand for No Fans Left,…
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2017 Quotables – Week 14 (Submissions)
Welcome to your Week 14 Quotables submissions. Here in Cardinals Country, we’re hanging on the final threads of, “If Atlanta and Seattle lose out,…
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2017 Quotables – Week 13 (Results)
I’m not praising anyone anymore. Gold is just the new standard around here. Why? Because we got guys in here who love to caption.…
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Consequences
INT. CLEVELAND BROWNS BOARD ROOM, WEEK 14 — 6:25 A.M. Chief Strategy Officer Paul DePodesta knocks once and enters through the doorway. The room is…
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2017 Quotables – Week 13 (Submissions)
Looks like we’re back to fan action this week. But since some people aren’t watching the NFL anymore, you’re gonna have to go to…
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2017 Quotables – Week 12 (Results)
Week 12 results are up. For those of you who do that type of thing, don’t be all reading your press clippings because, much…
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2017 Quotables – Week 12 (Submissions)
I’m rushing here because I’m early. Week 12 offered a true bounty of highlights/lowlights/sidelights and, without (a) bye week updated to fill this slot;…
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2017 Quotables – Week 11 (Results)
Results day is here! You all have a good Thanksgiving first though? Over 1,000 comments on yesterdays #content. I was good for five or…
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Football is Family
INT. A COLORADO CABIN, THANKSGIVING DAY A family gathers around an ornate Thanksgiving feast. The matriarch sets the rolls on table and calls on her…
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2017 Quotables – Week 11 (Submissions)
Hello. Long time no see. As we enter the home stretch of the 2017 season, highlights are getting harder to come by. In part…