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2015 Carolina Panthers – Watch Cam Run For His Life (Redux)
I grew up in Charlotte, and though it’s too antiseptic a locale to really be sentimental about, I certainly did find it pretty cool when…
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Inaugural JV NFL Saturday Open Thread
Sadly there is no EPL thread this morning because everyone is on international break. Yes, this is a real thing and yes, it is…
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2015 Denver Broncos aka “One Robot Neck Out of Warranty”
Badass original art by Make It Snow Being a kid, then teenaged Broncos fan in the 1980s/early 1990s was a rollercoaster ride, to put…
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EPL Weekend Four and Fantasy Football Dumpster Diving
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times this past week as an Everton fan. The Toffees made a spirited…
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Even More EPL – Weekend Three WOO!
We’re into semi-competitive pre-season NFL, and minor league games (aka university-affiliated football) will start in two short weeks. So, cherish the relative tranquility of…
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Weekend Two in the EPL – Contain Thine Excitement
I didn’t have this up in time for the Friday night game (1-nil Manure win over Villa), but Manure wins are boring so who…
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Welcome Back, Beloved and Hated EPL
Good Saturday morning, DFOers of all time zones. For the handful of you who wake up early, the Premier League season kicks off, with…
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Cover Me (Refugee Radio Thread)
As the dick joke nation nurses its hangovers, I figured we could use some lighter fare this morning. To that end, I give you…
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Outlier Songs
I was randomly browsing music on YouTube (aka “Spotify for teh olds”) and this crossed my mind. Songs that your really, REALLY like by…
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Dictatorial Proclamations for a More Glorious NFL
These are tough times for our quasi-beloved NFL. Well, as tough as they can be for a mutli-gazillion dollar empire that basically prints its…