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A Stupid, Pointless Game Played by Top Shelf Douchebags
The last time my father hit me was on a golf course. I was 30 and he was 64. I was on a golf…
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EPL Week Two – Prepare to Embrace the Suck (and Special Litre_Cola Flavoured Treat!)
Yeah, like everyone predicted…week one revealed all the assholes with money to be good. The only real surprise was dreadful Hull winning at Leicester,…
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CrimeBeat!: Take 2 Edition
So for the two of you who actually saw my post earlier, sorry for the headfake. I lost my grandfather last night (ironically, he…
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The Dunghill of College Sports
College football is a fucking joke. Hey look! Iowa Asshole Polytechnic edged out Oklahoma Electrical Training Institute 65-8! It was close and we can’t…
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CrimeBeat!: “In five years the Spanos family will be completely legitimate” Edition
Whelp, that’s what comes of trying to be prepared. I figured since I was supposed to have trial this week I would pre-prep some…
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CrimeBeat!: Take the Cannoli Edition
Well boys and girls, we made it. Training camps are all now officially “going on”. Peter King is probably on some back road in…
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CrimeBeat!: Isn’t This Where We Came In? Edition
Jeebus Cripes. As Albert Einstein (probably never) said, “When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute.…
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Your “The RNC Convention Hits Full-On Drinking Game” Thirsty Thursday Open Thread
NFL News: Ray Rice has gone to Plan Omega – if he’s allowed to play, he’ll donate his paycheque in support of ending domestic…
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Your “Is That All?” Wednesday Open Thread
NFL tidbits: Video has surfaced of Denard Robinson’s car rolling through a stoplight and rolling towards the pond he was found in. You’ll have…
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Your “Borrowed From Betty Ford” Tuesday Open Thread
NFL Notes: humourous in a “you dumb fuckers” kind of way, nfl.com has a long-winded story about why both sides are comfortable watching Kirk…