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America: Home of the Freaks, Land of the Braindead
“This is no time for ‘my country, right or wrong’ remember what that brought.” Lou Reed wrote that lyric, and I couldn’t agree…
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CrimeBeat!: Better Never Than Late Edition
So yeah. In God’s ongoing quest to drive me insane using ten thousand tiny frustrations, last week’s best Crime News I Could Use came…
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CrimeBeat!: Anticlimax Edition
Well fuckery. I mean, Fourth of July weekend is traditionally a feast for your everyday Pulp Sports Crime Writer, and not just because Uncle…
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CrimeBeat!: “We Voted To Do What Now?” Edition
Men. MEN! In what I can only assume was a brilliant ploy to eliminate opponents of Real Football In London, Roger Goodell has successfully…
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CrimeBeat!: Requiem for a Lightweight Edition
It’s 4 pm on an offseason Tuesday. Do you know where your tangentially-NFL-related crime stories are? THEY ARE RIGHT FUCKING HERE! LET YOUR CELEBRATIONS…
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DFO Euro 2016 Preview – Turkey
Sorry I’m late with this, hoped I’d have it up by their first game. Anyway, here are my thoughts on the Turkish team aka the Crescent-Stars,…
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CrimeBeat!: Lead-Based Hangover Edition
So I wasn’t planning on doing a CrimeBeat! this week, as 1. it’s the off-off season, 2. work is shitty and makes me not…
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Please Drive Your Car Off a Bridge
Every damn day I drive to work. The round trip takes about two hours. And every minute of those hours I am filled…
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Your Kid Sucks at Sports
I have two sons. One plays baseball and soccer. The other plays football and lacrosse. They may play in high school. They are…
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Angry Dad – Who is this bastard?
They fucked up. Yup, the Gods of DFO decided to let me write a regular post. There’s no going back now. Like Hunter Thompson…