So, apparently they played football last weekend? The Big Bye (wherein nearly 20% of the league was idle) hit especially hard this year, because it included the guaranteed AFC Champion Buffalo Bills. Did I go there? Yes I did, you craven weirdos. GUARANTEED. AFC. CHAMPIONS. That noise you hear from Orchard Park?
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Tuesday Night Open Thread and 2021 San Francisco 49ers Bye Week Update
They’ve Got Us Surrounded, The Poor B*stards: 2021 Buffalo Bills Preview and Tuesday Open Thread
The Washington Redacteds, or whatever they’re called now – a preview of sorts
Last month the league wrapped up its investigation of the Redacteds' workplace culture and ended up fining The Snyder $10 million for fostering a workplace culture that was filled with sexual harassment, bullying, and intimidation going all the way back to ol' Danny Boy's purchase of the team (although the
Chainmail and Chucklef**ks: 2021 San Francisco 49ers Preview
Well that didn't take long. Last year's preview was basically one long mea culpa about how wrong I had been to predict that the 2019 49ers would go 6-10, when they actually went to the Super Bowl. The 2020 Niners promptly went...6-10. I wasn't wrong, just early. This year's team does not hold a whole
NFL Before-The-Season Preview: The Brown Noise
Are These the Worst Uniforms Ever? (Or, DFO Mocks the MLB All-Star Game Unis)
Going Down the Poop Shute: Your Germany European Lesser Footy 2020 (in 2021) Preview
Hello everyone, and welcome to Germany's European Lesser Footy's 2020 (in 2021) Preview. Seeing how Germany is one of the few countries North Americans have to learn about, I'll keep this section fairly brief. With the exception of Berlin, I've been to the major cities and areas of Germany. It's a really
Better Know a Draft Pick: Larry King Not Live Edition
(a.k.a. - the Tuesday Evening Open Thread - Beerguyrob) Hello, friends. I notice that the National Football League, sometimes known as the "NFL," is hosting their annual player selection this week, and yours truly has some thoughts. Yes, I am still dead, but my head's cryogenic storage pod only gets
The Gang Defecates on a Super Corpse
As y'all may have heard...we had Lesser Footy WWIII this past week. Of course, there are still fixtures this morning (Hammers/Chelski being the highlight, spotlighted at 12:30 on Big Boy NBC)...but there's a turd in the punchbowl, over-powering the flavoUr. DFO's crack(head) team of Lesser enthusiasts tackle the big issues! Hippo
Your The Super League is as dead as Prince Philip Open Thread
A Super What Now?
Yesterday, there was an announcement made by 12 of the most famous clubs in Europe of their plans to create a "European Super League". The 12 teams are: Chelsea, Tottenham, Liverpool, Manchester United, Manchester City, Arsenal, Juventus, Inter Milan, AC Milan, Real Madrid, Atlético Madrid, and Barcelona. The announcement