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2018 Quotables – Pro Bowl Weekend (Results)
Having successfully ignored pretty much all of the Superb Owl media news this week, it seems strange that THE BIG GAME is on Sunday.…
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Mouth Flies Open: Lucky Number 7
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which…
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2018 Quotables – Pro Bowl Weekend (Submissions)
Welcome to Quoteables, where our ELITE team of professional Commentists have been hand selected to meet in Hawaii Orlando (at least it’s not Phoenix!) to…
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2018 Quotables – Conference Finals Weekend (Results)
You guys ready for some PROFESSIONAL BOWL action this weekend?! As someone who didn’t watch the SKILLS SHOWDOWN last night, I know I sure…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice From Behind Door Number 6
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which…
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2018 Quotables – Conference Finals Weekend (Submissions)
This was the first weekend I’ve sat down by myself and watched football in 2 years. It was definitely a mixed bag. One the…
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2018 Quotables – Divisional Round Weekend (Results)
Good lord, we made it to Friday. This whole “working 5 days in a row” thing has got to go. I mean, we’re not…
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2018 Quotables – Divisional Round Weekend (Submissions) & Wild Card Weekend (Results)
Well, what a wonderful weekend it was. The Football Clippers got the thrashing they so badly deserved, Jason Garret had a fine eating of…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #5
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which…
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2018 Quotables – Wild Card Weekend (Submissions) &
Week 17Goodell (Results)Hey everybody, welcome to another (late) week of Quotables. I will be taking over this segment for Blax from here until the end of…