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Roundball Roundup From A Total Know-Nothing: The [DFO] Bracket Challenge
Howdy, folks. Once again, March Madness – arguably the best tournament in all of sports – is just around the corner. We still have…
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Have Your Say: Results From Our 2nd Annual Commentist Survey
Howdy, folks! After two weeks, we at last have enough data to start breaking down our readership once again! Thanks to all of you…
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Your “Well – Look At That?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Another big day here at [DFO]. This morning’s missive, “Get To Know A Microbrew!” was the site’s 2500th post. THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE! To…
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2016 Quotables – Super Bowl (Results)
Like most blax #content, 2016 Quotables is going out weakly, sadly, and off schedule. But for that, as with all things, I blame the…
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Your “Welcome to Day 2 – Confronting Your Feelings” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Those Massholes had their parade today. As expected, Kyle Shanahan is the new head coach of the 49ers. It snowed AGAIN last night. That’s…
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2016 Quotables – Super Bowl (Submissions)
Ugh – this was pretty much the game Quotables has been dreading all season. Is there humor in it? I don’t know — you…
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2016 Quotables – Pro Bowl Weekend (Results)
I, uhhhh, here’s the latest Quotables results. Sorry for the lack of energy here — I went to the Oregon State game at…
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2016 Quotables – Pro Bowl Weekend (Submissions)
Man oh man — the NFL is cracking DOWN on Pro Bowl skills competition videos. Guess they want people focused on on the touch…
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2016 Quotables – Conference Championships (Results)
That’s it! No more multi-game weeks ahead! Just this weekend’s Pro Bowl followed by Super Bowl LI The Big Game. Finalized Pro Bowl rosters can…
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2016 Quotables – Conference Championships (Submissions)
Author’s Note: I started a response to Balls’ That’s It. post this morning and it got pretty long. I decided to expound upon why I…
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