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LemonJello’s 2024 Jacksonville Jaguars Season Preview

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REV'S NOTE: Longtime commenter and multi-time Komment of the Week/Banner Quote winner LemonJello bravely volunteered to brave the murky-stadium-pool-water of Northern Florida to bring us the following Team Preview. Please enjoy DUUUUUUVVVAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!! Recap of Last Season: 9-8, adequate (barely) for 2nd place in the AFC South (4-2 in division, 6-6 in conference).

The Voodoo He Do So Well: 2024 Stillers What-Have-You

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Yinz already know I'm going through the "life transition," and whatever. I'll take my D- on this, and be happy not be exiled to Lowratio's outhouse for a fortnight. Between my work computer not having access to funny gifs, and my home computer is suddenly quite ill, on top of everything...

“Any Presentation Can Be A Preview” – A 2024 Seahawks Preview

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Hi again, I'm back again, but this time to provide some sort of preview for the team I see most often - the Seattle Seahawks. Having been a season ticket holder since 2010, all I've ever known as a "valued part of the Seattle Seahawks"©®™ is Pete Carroll as the team's head coach. And

Balls Magazine Year 2, Volume 7 (28 overall)

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This round happened a little before the "Casino" tournament in Palm Springs that my retired friend is putting on. Coincidentally, he was the one that set up the tee time and got the other two in the foursome for this round. This game was also on a work day because 1)

How Did We Do? Saturday Morning Footy Open Thread

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Teh Hippo is off on a well-deserved break as the EPL wrapped things up last week with Man City getting their fourth Premiership in a row. Anyone that doesn't think Pep Guardiola is the greatest coach of this generation is an idiot. Anyhow, before we get into how we did with

Balls Magazine Year 2, Volume 5 (26 overall) and Pinch Hit Open Thread!

ballsofsteelandfury -
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Unfortunately, your usual Warhammer Open Thread will be delayed until next week due to unavoidable circumstances. Call me Manny Mota as I'm pinch-hitting for ArmedandHammered. Today's story is about the May tournament at my home golf club. It was held on Mother's Day Weekend, which ended up reducing the field as

How Are We Doing? Saturday Morning Footy Open Thread

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ballsofsteelandfury -
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Teh Hippo asked me to fill in this weekend as he is driving to the Great White North. Considering he's from North Carolina, that could just as well be Virginia. Anyhow, I've got some things on my mind after this week's Champions League Quarterfinals Second Legs: Real - Man City should

Balls Magazine Year 2, Volume 4 (25 overall)

ballsofsteelandfury -
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As you may remember, I let you know about my first tournament win of the year and my lowest score differential ever in Volume 2. Today, I'm going to tell you about the very next tourney I played with my club. This month's tournament was a two-person team Scramble. In this

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: 30 Questions for 30 Teams (or, sorry everyone, it’s an MLB preview!)

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Yeah, since the season starts tomorrow (non-Korean games edition), it's something to farm #content with. Teams will be in standings order from last season, division by division. So, without further ado, and dodging your rotten tomatoes and full alcohol containers, let's do this so we can get to complaining in