Deluded Optimism

tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 7)

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Hey. Didja miss me? Don't all answer at once.  And again, no need for that kind of language.  I'll need my fainting couch, clutching pearls and another boat drink just to get by. Vacation was amazing. Came home to still being furloughed. Going to be a tough transition back to productive government employee,

tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 6)

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¡Hola! Your favourite Jello flavour is still on vacay, so you have Substitute Teacher Balls filling in. Thank you for not ratting me out to the Principal last week. Okay, so what happened this week? Are you serious? I guess we'll do the same thing as last week. Let's take a look

tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 5)

ballsofsteelandfury -
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¡Hola! Your favourite Jello flavour has gone on vacay, so you have Substitute Teacher Balls filling in. Now you, Homecoming Queen, where is the film projector? What do you mean those don't exist anymore? You, Big 80s Hair Kid, where's the roll cart with the TV and the VCR? Are you serious? I

A Yinzer Rant About Dirt (Stillers At the Bye Primer)

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Redshirt's Dirt Bungles contingent may challenge Milly-waw-kay for Central Division domination for a while. The Best Fans in Based Balls should be paying attention. Same for the Small Bears. Congrats, Redshirt. Its not the Cardinals or Cubs, no problem here. Not to worry about the Dirt Stillers, though. Bob Nutting's smothering

tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 4)

LemonJello -
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Hey. Four weeks in the books. How is your team looking? No need for that kind of language! There may be children and pets nearby! Any sleeper picks or waiver wire acquisitions that have paid off for you? Any you've already dumped because they were a bust? Which first rounder sits on

tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 3)

LemonJello -
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Hey. It was a pretty decent weekend of sports watching at Fortress LemonJello.  Leeds United won, 3-1 over Wolverhampton. The Jaguras eked out a win over Imaginary Team 17-10 and in between those highs was the low of watching the Fighting Illini experiencing their own Epstein Island, getting absolutely ass-blasted by

tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 2)

LemonJello -
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Hey. Slow week in the news cycle. Glad to see you came back for another week of the Wee Baby Seamus Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues updates. Shall we take a look at what happened in Fantasy football Week 2? Come with me. It's a world of pure imagination. Freezer Vodka League Week 2 Match-Ups   Week

tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 1)

LemonJello -
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Hey. Welcome back to the Wee Baby Seamus Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update for the 2025-2026 season, brought to you by the Department of War, DOGE, and FBI Informants everywhere.  Can we keep this our wonderful secret? Great. Week 1 is in the books.  The actual footballing is complete and it's now

YOUR 2025 Jacksonville Jaguars Preview

LemonJello -
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Hey. It's a new season of hot National Football League action and that means...well, probably more of the same mediocrity that we've come to expect from the Jaguras, really.  Mediocrity? That's being generous, and possibly an insult to the mediocre. 2024 Season Recap Pre-season Prediction: 10-7 and a return to the playoffs Reality: 4-13

TWBS Memorial Lowratio League Draft Grades

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Hey. The 2025 Lowratio League Draft was this past Sunday.  In an attempt to help in the content mines, I thought it would be mildly humorous to post Yahoo's AI-generated hot taeks for each team's draft performance. Sebastian's Swag Team Grade: A+ Best Pick: Brock Purdy QB, Pick 88 Worst Pick: George Pickens WR, Pick