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“Canada’s Real Team Lives In The West” – A DFO Western Conference Preview
As is DFO custom, interested parties have been surveyed for their favourite team’s chances to survive the first round on their way to win…
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House of Pain (The Reignition): A Treatise on Tabasco
Hey there, lizard people. we’re back, and like the Hess truck, we’re better than ever! /Looks down towards his abdomen… no, not that far,…
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“How Will The Caps Blow It This Year?” A DFO Eastern Conference Preview
CAN YOU TASTE THE EXCITEMENT?! That’s right – it’s NHL playoff season. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjC50QRAXfI Or, as Canucks fans call it, “Ah fuck – the Leafs…
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Offseason QB interviews. Wichita edition.
Hi there! Pardon me for the lapse in interviews this last month but Krokodil is a hell of a drug. <<Wichita>> What the hell…
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Your “OOOOOHHHHHH YEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!” Tuesday Night Open Thread
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS?! FERMENTEDBEVERAGEHUMANMALEROBERT HAS AWAKENED BOLTMAN FROM HIS DEEP, DARK SLUMBER WITHIN THE BOWELS OF SAN DIEGO COUNTY CREDIT UNION QUALCOMM JACK MURPHY STADIUM,…
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Your Generic Monday Evening Open Thread
I had originally intended to title this one “BeerGuyRob Gets an Anal Probe”. But there has already been entirely too much anal probing in…
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Your “Mastersmania Sunday!” Evening Open Thread
Sometimes, you just gotta go with the classics. By the time this thread goes live, the Masters should be wrapping up, unless there’s a…
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TGISF… Eye Of The Beholder
I had an appointment with the eye doctor yesterday. I was very nervous about it. Not that I’m afraid of going to the eye…
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Goddess II – Episode 10
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Casino Floor, 5:44am] Balls, Vanessa and tWBS sit at a bar overlooking the casino floor, sipping Mimosas. From a…
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2018 Tradition Like Any Other Preview and Afternoon Livethread
We just finished the NCAA Tournament. I bet you’re asking yourself, “Where can I get more Jim Nantz? I can’t wait all the way to…