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  • Your “Welcome To Day 3 – Bargaining With Bargaining” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

    Your “Welcome To Day 3 – Bargaining With Bargaining” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

    February 8, 2017

    Hi, my name’s Beerguy, and I’d like to talk with you about the future. Super Bowl LI(cked) is in the book, so it’s time…

  • IMPORTANT DFO ANNOUNCEMENT

    February 8, 2017

    Door Flies Open will be unavailable for a few hours tonight for server maintenance.  I know that we all need it for dick jokes…

  • New DFO Addition!

    February 8, 2017

    We at DFO are incredibly pleased to have scored a major coup!  We’ve been working hard to give you the best #content on the…

  • And now, a message from King Roger I

    And now, a message from King Roger I

    February 6, 2017

    ♫ set to the music of “You’ll Be Back” from Hamilton ♫ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdxLohjwhoQ You say The price of my sport’s not a price that…

  • Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Finally!  Some good footy!

    Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Finally! Some good footy!

    February 6, 2017

    Well, THAT was… something. And WAY better! Whoa, kids!  Have we got a new season of awesome Australian Rules Football for you!  There are…

  • Someone Had To Do It – A DFO Hate Week Patriots Super Bowl Preview

    Someone Had To Do It – A DFO Hate Week Patriots Super Bowl Preview

    February 5, 2017

    So, the Patriots & Tom Brady have a chance to win their fifth Super Bowl. Let’s check in with North America for their reaction:…

  • Do It For Us…ALL Of Us – A Falcons Super Bowl Preview

    Do It For Us…ALL Of Us – A Falcons Super Bowl Preview

    February 5, 2017

    I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: No, wait – that’s not it. That’s the ticket. It really is a delightful story,…

  • TGISF…aka Your “Sexy Superb Owl” Sexy Friday Open Thread

    TGISF…aka Your “Sexy Superb Owl” Sexy Friday Open Thread

    February 3, 2017

    Psssssst…. HEY DUDES WAKE UP!!!!!!!!   You know what this Sunday is, right? [chuckles to self]   Oh come on.  It’s Funny!!!!  ARE YOU…

  • Better Know A Mythic Figure: GMesis

    February 3, 2017

    Species Name: GMesis Shivathal (rhymes with Nemesis AND Genesis). However NONE EVER LOOK LIKE HER. But we view them as so due to their magical…

  • Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 67)

    Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 67)

    February 3, 2017

    The scene: The Moosemobile, with Covalent Blonde behind the wheel. She is currently navigating the long, twisting road leading up a craggy hill to…

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