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Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Thursday Evening Open Thread

So, it’s time to talk about the Demon King. Sorry. I meant Roger Goodell, not the monster that occupies his soul. I decided to…

(Based on somewhat accurate reports.) America’s Game of the Weak! Welcome to this sea of unwashed, drunken hobbits. I am here, despite my pleas,…

I don’t know if you’ve heard, but it’s Super Bowl (or, if you want to obey the first rule of DFO, Superb Owl) week!…

We speak openly of Bleergh in this house. He doth rule our being. Believing in his ways is immaterial, as we have all exclaimed…

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS DRIVE CHART 1st and 10 at KC 25 (6:44 – 4th) A. Reid enters vehicle. Adjusts safety belt outwards to maximum…

We need to drop 98 tons of nuclear waste on Nashville. And I’m not sure that’s enough to kill every fuckstick who is responsible…

Today’s topic – the Atlanta Falcons. (posted with permission) It’s been my curse to have to follow the Falcons for DFO this year. Since…

Welcome to a different week of open threads. One is not obliged to act a part, but it will be impossible to avoid joining in.…

And they worshiped the Beast, saying, “Who is like unto the Beast? Who can make war with him?” -Revelations 13:4

Don’t act so surprised. I told you last week that time was short for me to utilize the NFL/Cheerleader angle before the offseason. And…