Superbowl #Content from Ben Blank, Uproxx Chief Creative Officer

WCS - February 5, 2016February 3, 2016

I'm not here to talk about that thing that's happening over the weekend. I'm here to talk about #content and #branding! That's what we're really interested in. People love #content, and they love #brands! Are you #upforwhatever? Here at Uproxx, we sure are! Whatever the cost, whatever it takes! Readers don't

Campbell Comes Clean

pickettschargeksk - October 15, 2015October 15, 2015

Interim Miami Dolphins head coach Dan Campbell did not conduct a press conference Thursday to clarify remarks he had made the previous week, in which he claimed that during his days as a player for the Dallas Cowboys his appendix had "exploded" on a plane ride and that he had

Hotlanta’s Getting Hotter (and harder)

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packman_jon - August 28, 2015August 28, 2015

Atlanta, get ready. The Sex Cannon has arrived, and he’s going to ride you all the way. The last time a force like me came inside you, you burned to the ground. This time, I’m going to make you scream my name and want my HARD passes and sexy cumpleations. Because

Mr. Trump Goes To San Diego

SonOfSpam - August 25, 2015August 24, 2015

People of San Diego, I have traveled here today to make a HYOOOGE announcement that will affect your San Diego Chargers, as well as the entire NFL, and of course, the world. As you know, in about a year or whenever, I will be President of The United States. Of

Candy is Dandy but Zimmer is Grimmer in Prognosticating Press Conference

pickettschargeksk - August 13, 2015August 12, 2015

Minnesota Vikings head coach Mike Zimmer today did not conduct a surprisingly candid press conference in which he spoke directly about his team's prospects for success in the coming season. "The thing is," he did not begin in answer to a general question about the Vikings' current status, "you have to

Everybody, Welcome the New Guy

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - July 28, 2015August 4, 2015

KSK Kommenters is proud to introduce our newest contributor: The Sports Guy, Bill Simmons! SPORTS GUY: Glad to be here, Zach. And a pleasure to meet you after all of these years watching you. I remember the first time I watched Saved By the Bell. It really reminded me of the

President Obama Commutes Drug Sentences, NFL Suspensions

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pickettschargeksk - July 14, 2015

President Barack Obama on Monday granted clemency to 46 people serving long prison terms for non-violent drug offenses and did not, in a sweeping expansion of executive power, commute the sentences of the fourteen professional football players suspended for violation of the league's substance abuse policy in calendar year 2015. "As a lawyer

Louisiana Tech Has Had It With This ‘Transfer’ Nonsense

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pickettschargeksk - June 24, 2015June 24, 2015

The Athletic Department of Louisiana Tech University did not respond today to criticism that they had overreacted to the transfer request of breakout basketball star Xavian Stapleton by banning him from transferring to 55 schools, including any school in Louisiana's neighboring states or on Louisiana Tech's upcoming schedule, as well

Welcome To The New House

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - June 18, 2015

Welcome, everybody, to the new home of [DOOR FLIES OPEN]. We're happy to open the doors to our fancy new hovel. There may be some bugs, or some problems to fix, but I think we'll be happy here. We have a new feature - your name is actually attached to

Obama Delivers Stern Warning to G7’s Enemies

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pickettschargeksk - June 10, 2015

US President Barack Obama did not speak Tuesday at a press conference reporting the progress of G7 talks and outlining the key priorities of the organization's member nations. In particular, he did not emphasize the G7 leaders' shared commitment to containing Russia and isolating and defeating former Vikings quarterback and current Oakland Raider Christian