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Late Afternoon Into Evening Open Thread
In case y’all haven’t noticed, a new decade is upon us. Does it feel any different? NOPE. Has Hippo made any resolutions? NOPE. I…
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New Year’s Morning Lesser Footy Thread
Fuck off with the hangovers and all other crap associated with NYE spent with real people. As long as none of my kids get…
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Balls on…The College Football Playoff
We just recently finished the semifinals and are eagerly awaiting the final and I don’t think everyone is happy. This is where I usually…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, 2019 Season
Joyous of joys, we have playoff picture clarity, and got to see each and every team DERP to the finish line (with various degrees…
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JV Raging Semi #2 (and Open Sabado Noche Thread) – 2019 Playoffs
No 2nd Jim Mora clip, I will just play my personal best song of 2019: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt9xg8niutY Clemson (-2.5) v. tOSU (Qardinals Base Camp, 8:00,…
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JV NFL Raging Semi #1 – 2019 Playoffs
Yes, yes, let’s get it out of the way… Oklahoma (+13.5) v. LSU (Megatron’s Butthole, 4:00, ESPN) This here line seems excessive to me,…
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Festive Fixtures Continue – 28 Dec Lesser Footy Openness
Huzzah, I hope y’all ain’t tired of the Premiership. Because there’s a metric fuckton of it this weekend. Bournemouth got a really good point…
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Don Carlo Fawning Boxing Day Open Thread
Oh my LAWD, they’s a bunch of Lesser Footy going down. Who says the Day After Christmas is depressing? I don’t have to work,…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, 2019 Season
Your humble scribe had many pill-induced hallucinations, this 22 December, the Year of Our Lord 2019. I will shake my brain around and describe…
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Benvenuto Don Carlo! Lesser Footy (and Early NFL Special) Open Thread
Oh my cats, y’all. Cue Ron Paul, because It’s Happening! Mikel Arteta (who may be on the touchline this am for the Gooners) thinks…