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Instant Hippo Thoughts, New Year’s Eve (2018 Season, Week 17)
Again, Fuck Your Joy. It was a fairly entertaining late window. Balmer was dumb enough to leave the door open for the Shield to…
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JV NFL – Prelude Exhibitions and Raging Semi Open Thread
I fell asleep watching the West By God Virginia self-cousin-fucking last night. No worries, I caught Wazzu (who I mostly bet ML at -140,…
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Your Last Sexy Soccer Saturday of 2018
Yes, I know. I’m sad too. However, there is no need to fret as the New Year will bring us a TON of fun…
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28 December JV NFL Preview
More balls will be footed today, huzzah! Purdue (+3) v. Auburn, Bring Back Faith Hill Bowl (Nashville, TN – 1:30, ESPN) The nation watches…
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Your (Day After) Boxing Day Open Thread
So, funny thing… Your good friend Balls has no clue as to how to read a calendar! I had this post all prepped and…
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Boxing Day Open Lesser Footy Thread
Rejoice, for the Merry Brits are bringing the sport lumber today! NBCSN has a quardruple-header, starting with Fulham/Wolves (NOW, nil-nil as the second half…
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Belated Lesser Footy and JV Open Thread
Sorry, forgot I was doing this. As we speak, Palace have roared back to take a 2-1 lead on City. At the Etihad. BANANACAKES!! …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2018 Season
The calm before the storm, maybe? If Week 15 felt a little anti-climactic, that is because it was so. But although an expected outcome…
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Your ‘English Premier League has a Race problem’ Saturday AM Thread
Good morning fellow DFOers! Thanks to the good folks at Make-a-Wish foundation, your imaginary pal Wakezilla is hosting the Lesser Footy AM thread again.…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2018 Season
Having my brief sanity break last Sunday and Monday, I found an opportunity (in response to a GREAT Christopher Liss column – if not…