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Your Saturday Morning Lesser Footy thread: Jose’s last stand?
Good morning! Your favorite fifth stringer, Tom Tupa Wakezilla, is filling in for Don T, Hippo, Balls and Litre this morning. I’m not sure…
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JV NFL – Conference Title Weekend
Let the jockeying FOAR playoff/exhibition positioning begin! Texas v. Oklahoma (-7.5) @ House That Jerral Built (Noon, ABC) I never get anything I want…
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Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread – Dec 1
Later this gorgeous Pacific Time morning, I’ll be heading out to the LA Convention Center to check out the LA Auto Show. I may…
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Bob McNair goes to the Good Place
/Inside an empty waiting room with an instrumental version of Creed’s My Sacrifice being played in the background /Suddenly, a Door Flies Open. A…
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Back From Break – JV NFL and Lesser Footy Combo Platter
Huzzah, booze and leftovers! And for the sporting day beginning at 10 EST like God intended (though I still may bitch a little re…
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JV NFL – Special Shame Friday Edition
Good hangover and fat shame morning, Commentist Party members! The footy gods are kind today, at least. /also LMFAO at Colt McCoy Texas at…
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Another Blankety-Blank International Break JV NFL Only Open Thread
DFO overlords are glad I didn’t say “fuck off, cunts” in the title. But seriously…fuck off, cunts. We need a full day of all…
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Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread – Edición de Libertadores
What? Or should I say, “¿Qué?” Today, in addition to the usual European league action, we have the first leg of the Copa Libertadores…
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Your Matchday 4, Day 2 Champions League Open Thread
With all the posting activity yesterday, we didn’t have an open thread for the Tuesday games. HOWEVAH, we are fixing that today!! First off, …
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Mr. November Brings His A Game – JV NFL Open Thread
Holy shit, kids. This slate is amazeballs. To the point where I can’t even say anything smart-ass, just want to play badass band of our…