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Can Everton Finish Off Mourinho? (and other Lesser/JV Combo Thoughts)
Yes, it’s time to do to Jose Mourinho what we did to Davey Moyes (what, like 5 years ago?) and finish the walking ded…
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Your No Mess-i Champions League Wednesday Open Thread
Work with me. It’s a difficult time for us culés. And no, that’s not a word associated with yummy juicy asses although I could…
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Your Young Boys in Europe Tuesday Champions League Open Thread
As this post publishes, it is halftime in Wankdorf as DFO’s adopted team, Young Boys, are taking on the Batmen of Valencia. If you…
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JV NFL – Last Chance to Stop the Tiggers
Yes, I have convinced my dumbass self this is an actual possibility. In the range of 30%. SIGH. Michigan at Michigan State (Noon, Fox)…
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Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread
Yes, we are back! The International Break is over and the leagues are back in action and oh kids have we got a full…
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JV NFL Thread – Where Has All Teh Good Matches Gone?
Fuck everything, another shitass International Break is upon us. And is JV NFL breaking out the good vintage bottles to ease our suffering? Fuck…
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Lesser Footy/JV NFL Combo Platter – Welcoming October
Not that anyone would notice it in North Cakalaky, where it’s been hotter this past week than July and August mashed together. Jeebus Tapdancing…
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AFL Beat 2018 Grand Final Recap
On Friday night’s Open Thread, we had a good time commenting on the Grand Final as it happened. Luckily for us, we got ourselves…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, 2018 Season
Holy Bananacakes, Batman! That was (mostly) fun, eh? I say mostly because I swept my early afternoon #HAILGAMBLOR, with dominating $50 ATS wins by the P*ts (boo)…
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Closing Out JV NFL September 2018
As the universe likes to do, the schedule is at its most interesante when my shitty wolves are playing. SIGH. Syracuse at Clemson (Noon,…