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Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread!
It’s my turn again and this time we have a FULL slate of games and there are some really good ones on today! Without…
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A Bet’s a Bet – Your Friday Evening Open Thread
No doubt, you are all in the middle of watching the pre-Grand Final festivities on the Watch AFL app. Remember that First Bounce is…
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JV NFL – Week 4 Doldrums
Every September, there is a weekly slate of games that is just refried ass. Welcome to said Saturday. Georgia at Missouri (Noon, ESPN) Both…
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Your Saturday Morning Lesser Footy Open Thread
Good morning, I hope you are well. I’m most likely already up due to a teething toddler and the fact that teh Mighty Fulham…
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Your Champions League Matchday 1 (Day 2) Open Thread
You thought you could get away from fútbol #content, didn’t you? In my best Lee Corso doing a SEC cheerleader from behind impression, Yeah, …
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Rain-Soaked JV NFL Afternoon Thread
The Noon window is filled with hot garbage, and deserves no preview. Let us resume drying out with midday, shall we? LSU at Auburn…
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JV-Only Week Two Boogaloo
Sadly, our first shite International Break is upon us, so one can sleep in until noon (unless one has work to catch up on…
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Your Friday Night Open Thread / Weekend Homework Assignment
So, your friendly neighborhood Balls was enjoying his Labour Day weekend of not doing jack shit when he decided to not only start talking…
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JV NFL 2018 Kickoff Posting
Yes indeed, tis that time once again. Cheerleaders to leer over, prospects to scout, GAMBLOR to hail. Let’s get to the #ACTION! James Madison…
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Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread or When Will Mourinho get fired already?
It’s been one heck of a couple of weeks for ole Grumpy Pants. First, United lost to something called Brighton Hove and Albion: Then,…
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