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Your Labour Day Weekend Friday Night Open Thread

So, we all slept in until the crack of noon, immediately cracked open a beer, and then scratched our asses to our hearts’ content, …

[EXT. – NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS TRAINING CAMP.] [The sun is shining over Gillette Stadium. No clouds are in the sky, and the stadium is…

That’s right, baby. Ain’t nobody more popular than the backup QB, especially when he’s the redneck nephew of Jim Kelly, who somehow managed to get…

I saw the question posited by That’s Good Sports (video linked below), and the more I thought about it…the more it made sense. Though…

See? I can talk all kinds of fancy when the mood urges me! Do you like urges? I like them. They crawl into your…

So, last week, King Hippo took you through the beginning of the English Premier League (EPL). In addition to the EPL, the French league, …

The games start today (in roughly 15 minutes, I believe), so what better time than the present to give you what you’ve all been…

Yes, my hometown side has traded an antebellum, ass-pinchy owner who liked to be addressed as “Mistuh” with a Yinzer who made fun of…

Yes, Sulky-assed Mourinho’s United and what tattered remains of Lester played a wet fart of a Friday nighter, but the sooner we forget that…

Those were my seats the last time that I saw premier league football live at Craven Cottage. It’s that time of year again…