DFO Halloween Stories: Mr. Brown’s Shortcut

laserguru - October 31, 2016

EXT: Pittsburgh Steelers practice facility. Antonio Brown and Markus Wheaton are catching passes from a Jugs passing machine: Markus Wheaton: "Damn, Antonio! You can catch some serious fastballs from that machine. How many passes do you catch each day?" Antonio Brown: "I guess a couple hundred a day. Give or take. Gotta stay sharp

Scary NFL Stories: The Experiment

Old School Zero - October 31, 2016October 28, 2016

(Scene: a nondescript room with two doors—one far, one near—but no windows, and two tables and chairs. On one table is a large box with a number of switches on it, and cords running out from the back and through the wall, and a small television monitor and speaker on

“A Hitch in the Hook-up” – A DFO Hallowe’en Story

Beerguyrob - October 31, 2016October 31, 2016

It was a dank cold day in October, and the clock was striking "Fuck you". John had just gone through another weekend alone. He couldn't bear another day listening to the stories his co-workers told about their lives. His only solace tonight was to be "Monday Night Raw". The few

The Man With The Golden Arm* (A [Late] Cowboys At The Bye Week Horror Tale)

Horatio Cornblower - October 31, 2016October 30, 2016

*pictured above is the latest x-ray of Tony Romo's spine. Once upon a time there was a Man who seemed to have it all. He had played football in college and won a national championship. He made a fortune in the oil bidness. He took that money and

TGISF…aka Sexy Halloween/Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 28, 2016October 28, 2016

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Last week I told you about some "scary" mountainous dealings, including myself needing CTE protocol attention. This week, the scary is fun. So yeah, this week is tailor made for Sexy Friday IMHO. Halloween is but three days away. People dressing up in costume, pretending to be something they are not. That

Drew Kaser Takes a Tour of Qualcomm Stadium

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - October 12, 2016October 12, 2016

INTERIOR - QUALCOMM STADIUM, SAN DIEGO - MIDDAY [DREW KASER is walking deep within the halls of the stadium with teammates ANTONIO GATES, MELVIN INGRAM and JOSH LAMBO. It is dusty, dank and rusting and the lights occasionally flicker, casting ominous shadows across the narrow, seemingly endless corridor.] KASER: ...so after explaining

Stab My Ears with Broken Mirros

jjfozz - September 19, 2016

I love music. You name it, I will listen to it. Except new country, I’d rather be locked in a closet with Cris Collinsworth, so you know I fucking hate new country. Over the years, I’ve kept up with my favorite type of music, which I guess is called “alternative.” But

Getting to Know the New Dallas Quarterback.

laserguru - September 9, 2016

*Banner photo courtesy of Getty Images [interior new Dallas Cowboys practice facility with OC Scott Linehan and HC Jason Garrett] JG: "Hey Scott!" SL: "Howdy Jason." JG: "Gonna be a hell of a ride this year, are you ready for it?" SL: "You betcha! Ya know, this year just feels different. We've had to deal

Your “Oh God – Am I Stepping On Toes?!” Wednesday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - August 31, 2016August 31, 2016

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There's a game tonight? THERE'S A GAME TONIGHT! You may thank God/disaster preparations for this blessing. Washington & Tampa got moved to Wednesday because there might be a tropical storm hitting the Bay on Thursday night, and that was projected to quintuple the number of people expected to contract MRSA via

Dallas Cowboys 2016: A Season Of Redemption & Donuts & Suspensions Oh My!

Horatio Cornblower - August 23, 2016August 21, 2016

You may remember that last year's initial preview was full of hope and optimism that this might be the year that Tony Romo's Dallas Cowboys would finally make some real noise in the play-offs, maybe even win the Super Bowl for the first time since 1995. The Cowboys had

The Dunghill of College Sports

jjfozz - August 15, 2016

College football is a fucking joke. Hey look! Iowa Asshole Polytechnic edged out Oklahoma Electrical Training Institute 65-8! It was close and we can’t wait for the rematch in the second annual North Dakota State Police Training Academy Brutality Bowl! What a contest. Give me a goddamn break. Every year we are

PICKING A WINNER!

Fronkenshteen - August 8, 2016August 6, 2016

Hey. I'm Fronkenshteen. I found the old place when Deadspin linked to a KSK post. It may have been an NFL Dance Party gif spectacular, but I can't quite remember. I happened to be on KSK the day everyone posted their goodbyes and left, and quickly followed you guys over