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Your “People Are Stupid” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Different day, different angry owner: John Mara said the Giants will address Odell Beckham’s dog-peeing TD celebration. Reminder: his niece is my…
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Your “BUT I-AH BRAWT MAH OWN-AH CUP?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Well, they made the old man get out of bed, because stupid people heard RUSH SAID that the Steelers were being stupid.…
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Your “Wait – Is The ‘Victory Formation’ Now An Anti-American Protest?” Monday Night Football Open Thread
NFL News: Anthemgate update: (Anthemgazi? 9-11them?) Roger Goodell told latte foam inhaler Peter King he is “proud” of the League’s response to Donald Trump’s…
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Your “You Know What Time It Is And You Want Me To Do What?” Open Thread
As you are reading this, it is 6:00 AM on a Sunday morning on the West Coast. No one should be up this early…
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What Happened
INT. NFLPA UNION HALL – SEPTEMBER MONTHLY MEETING A dilapidated auditorium is packed full of NFL players. An audible murmur is present as the men…
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Your “Second Careers Can Be Great Careers” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: I guess iron doesn’t sharpen iron: Richard Sherman says the Seahawks defence is what will propel the team through this season. “At…
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Your “Purple & Black Are In Your Genes, Now Find Out What Else Is” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Jaguars have signed Ryan Nassib as their 3rd string QB, because Blake Bortles & Chad Henne haven’t exactly looked like Montana…
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LA Football Report – Week 2
It’s never too early to laugh at the NFL. I will, over the course of the season, chronicle the experience of the LA football…
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Your “A Friend In Need Is A Pest” Monday Night Football Open Thread
NFL News: Significant injuries from the weekend: Greg Olsen – broken foot – 6-8 weeks Vic Beasley – torn hamstring – 4-6 weeks If…
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Your “Liars, Cheats, Addicts & Murderers” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: This year’s Hall of Fame candidates were announced. There are 108 names in total eligible for shortlisting & unfortunate interviewing by Peter…