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Meanwhile at the Factory of Sadness: UPDATES!
After the first full day of free agency, and what a whirlwind it was, fans of the Cleveland Browns sat back today to examine…
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Free Agency Hysteria!
Holy hell free agency has taken off like a rocket. I’m fake Adam Schefter to bring you the latest on the NFL free agency…
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Mock YEAH!
It has been less than two weeks since Super Bowl Sunday, which means you may be Jones-ing for some serious NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE action.…
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Sexy Friday Rooney Rules!
As you may or may not have heard, Roger Goodell announced the introduction of a new “Rooney Rule” specifically aimed at increasing the number…
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DFO Travelogue: Inglewood CA: Future Home of YOUR LOS ANGELES RAMS!
As the resident DFO denizen who lives closest to the Rams new stadium project in Inglewood I thought I would begin a series of…
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Tom Brady’s PED Scandal, Part 3: Cracks in the Foundation
Here was the thing about last week’s AFC Championship game — whichever quarterback won would need to face a week on Super Bowl Radio Row…
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Marcus Mariota Visits Golden Gate Park
[Marcus Mariota walks alone through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, California. He seems to have a confused look on his face, as he…
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Go West, Young Chip
Wellllllll…. this should be interesting… Charles E. “Chip” Kelly has accepted the position of head coach of the Santa Clara San Francisco 49ers. I mean, when…
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A Dispatch From America’s Worst City, Apparently
“I’ve been around St. Louis and Missouri a major portion of my life, I’ve never had any desire to lead the charge out of…
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Fun with Dean Spanos: A Liar’s Guide for Moving to LA
Late last night, 3 teams officially filed for relocation to Los Angeles: The Oakland Raiders, San Diego Chargers and St. Louis Rams. All 3…