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Tom Brady’s PED Scandal, Scene 2: Manning, Matthews, and Terrorist News
It’s been over a month and half since the Boston Magazine story highlighting the relationship between Tom Brady and Dr Alex Guerrero. As was…
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Live from San Francisco: A Super Bowl 50 Update
*TV static crackles* We interrupt this current broadcast to bring you this important breaking news. Our field reporter on the West Coast, the illustrious…
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Johnny Highball: A Browns Post-Bye Week
So the Browns, despite being a consensus bottom-two team in the NFL this season, are back in the headlines. Sure, a few impressive McCown performances…
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Roger Goodell Visits BIRDMURDERDOME
If you were most of America on Sunday afternoon, you were subject to Packers at Vikings on Fox. While it was one of the few…
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AWWWOOOOOOOOO
So it happened. Rob Ryan has officially been callously booted from the sinking riverboat that is the Neyw Orlins Saints. I come to bury…
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Colts Bye Week: The Best Of The Worst
On a cursory check, nine of the 13 NFL.com preseason analysts predicted the Colts make the Super Bowl in February (as a point of reference,…
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Sunday Naughty Boy Update
As the picture notes, Discipline Daddy is back in town! Aqib Talib has been suspended for the upcoming home game against the Kansas City…
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Lions Clean House: Caldwell Stands Still, Keeps Job
The Detroit Lions cleaned up a part of the house today, firing GM Martin Mayhew and team president Tom Lewand in a sweep of…
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NFL Fan Drunkenness News OR How Do We Stop Worrying and Get Sponsored By a Breathalyzer?
Apparently BACtrack (sidenote: AWESOME name for a company) has been collecting blood alcohol content data on NFL gamedays and analyzing which fans are drunkest.…