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Marcus Mariota Takes a Midnight Stroll
[Late at night, Marcus Mariota walks alone through a suburban park just outside of Nashville, Tennessee. He seems to constantly be looking over his…
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Flow Time! – It’s Your Trade Deadline Activity Thread
Per Yahoo Sports, the 49ers are electing to #GoWithTheFlow! Guess that’s what happens when the #7tormsover. So how long until Chip brings him to…
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Boo This Man
[SCENE: Interior, NFL Headquarters. Uneaten pizzas litter the tables as men in suits nervously check their blackberries for updates on the DOW, emails from…
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Your Fired!
It’s no secret that this NFL season has been generally unappealing. Through seven weeks, twelve teams have winning records (and five of those teams are…
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Crisis Averted
Via his Twitter account on Tuesday, Steelers DE Cam Heyward announced an agreement with the NFL regarding two weeks of fines he has received…
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Tom Brady’s PED Scandal Begins
In you case you missed it — and you probably did because the story was published on a Friday before a government holiday three-day…
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Elaina Watley Sends a Group Text
Elaina Watley: That cheating bastard! I’ll show him! [Phone Flies Open] Morris Claiborne: Oh, ha ha ha! Very fucking funny!
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The Nine Circles of Leasts – Week 4
Crank that music up!!! It’s Time!!! First Circle (Limbo) – Most injuries happen before the game even starts, yet we have been blessed to see…
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The Rikki-Tikki-Deadly Memorial “Duchess is Better at This” Weekly Awards
Sorry, I was pretty distracted during the games this week. My ex-girlfriend came over and we played around with dry ice. That is not…
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Get Out Alive: Your Girlfriend’s Friend’s Boyfriend (When the Friend is a Guy…Not That There is Anything Wrong With That)
My girlfriend is a nurse so she’s got a nice cadre of gay male nurse friends (nttiawwt), some of which are very….high energy. Nice…