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Chicago Firesale?
Earlier today, the Chicago Bears traded DE/LB/Mullet Enthusiast Jared Allen to the Carolina Panthers. Had to be a good deal, right? According to the…
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Instant Hippo (Hungover) Thoughts
Playing Detroit is both fun and terrifying! A good workout for the liver. Don’t look now, but the Footy Cardinals just might be the…
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Return of the Kam
Per ESPN, Seahawks Safety Kam Chancellor will end his holdout today and return to the Seahawks this afternoon. The news was formally broke by…
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Kirk Cousins Visits A Subway
[WASHINGTON D.C., SUBWAY INTERIOR] Sandwich Architect: Hey man, don’t you think it’s about time we took down that RGIII cardboard cutout we’ve got by…
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How to Relate to Your Fans
It’s not standard policy around [DFO] to just post other’s media creations to our page and then try to pass it off as original #content. However, it…
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Star of “The League” Admits Lies About 9/11 Escape, Declared Not Funny Retroactively
After a New York Times investigation revealed that his story about fleeing the World Trade Center on 9/11 was not true, Steve Rannazzisi was declared…
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The 9 Circles of Leasts – Week 1
First Circle (Limbo) – Dez Bryant’s broken foot, Josh McNown’s Head, and Terrell Suggs torn Achilles. Second Circle (Lust) – Jamis Winston. The rookie QB…
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Get Out Alive: Quick Responses at the Office Cooler
I don’t actually follow many sports. I give greater than average attention to my college basketball team and local NFL franchise; about average consideration…
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Sunday Funday Knee Jerk Reactions
With the bulk of the games finished for week 1 let us have a quick look at how all the fan basis are doing…
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Oakland Raiders Sign Feckless Drunk for Unspecified Number of Bottles of Beer on the Wall
The Oakland Raiders have decided to add embattled outside linebacker Aldon Smith to their roster, reportedly signing him to a one-year deal. Please make jokes accordingly.