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DFO, Money comes in
As I had mentioned earlier, it is high time that we all received some highly dubious but yet highly profitable (MAYBE!) gambling advice from…
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Nine Circles of Leasts – Preseason – Week 4 – Special Edition
First Circle (Limbo) – P is for Patella. Victor Cruz hurt his knee and is questionable for week 1 Second Circle (Lust) – A is…
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Rogermandias
I met a traveller from a land of over-priced antiques, possibly Cotuit Who said: “Two vast and trunkless arms of stone developed by years of…
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Nine Circles of Leasts – Preseason Week 3
I apologize for the tardiness. I forgot to plug-in my phone and overslept. First Circle (Limbo) – Randall Cobb’s shoulder – As a Bears…
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Doug Martin’s Rejected Nicknames
Doug Martin has never been fond of the “Muscle Hamster” nickname that was bestowed upon him by his Boise State teammates. Recently, he was praised…
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An Earnest Conversation
INTERIOR: Steelers Locker Room, post-practice, Tuesday, August 25, 2015 BEN: GREAT PRACTICE GUYS! WE REALLY LOOKING GOOD OUT THERE! THE BEN GONE HAVE A…
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Nine Circles of Leasts – Preseason – Week 2
Imagine you are running wildly into the dark woods. You hear the thundering clamor of paws chasing you. In the faint moonlight, you see what…
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Thursday Night Preseason “Action”
In a pair of match-ups truly worthy of what we’ve come to expect from Thursday Night Football, tonight we’re “treated” to Washington and Detroit…
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Duchess’ Soapbox
/Climbs up on soapbox Erik Kramer earned the nickname “Brass” because when Rodney Peete was injured Kramer had the “brass balls” to call an…
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9 Circles of Leasts – Week 1 Preseason
First Circle (Limbo) – Kevin White’s shin – Severe shin splints lands Kevin White onto the PUP list leaving all Chicago fans to say…