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Offseason QB Interviews – Dallas edition.
It’s hate week they said, go to your evil place they said. Is it not bad enough the Eagles have to play the hated…
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Goddess II – Prologue
Last Season, on the Goddess Chronicles…. balls leans in to look at the dashboard of this new girl’s car, just as tWBS has…
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Offseason QB Interviews! Seattle edition.
Ah Seattle, I love this city, sure there is a bunch of hipsters with mismatching clothing so even since Alaska Air lost my bags…
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Your “Not” Lesser Footy Saturday Morning Open Thread
As you may remember from last week, our resident Evertonian, King Hippo, is in recovery after the shock of the hiring of Samuel “Fat…
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A New Look for Dannon
Operator: Dallas County Telephone Operator Extension Line Eight-Eight, how may I direct your call?….I see, yes sir, I believe he is expecting you….(Phone Clicks)…Alright, you are…
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Your 2017 #DoLoThroDo Recap
As I mentioned on Saturday, I did an incredibly dumb thing, where I embarked out to eat as many Doritos Locos tacos as I…
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2017 Indianapolis Colts Preview
For your 2017 Indianapolis Colts preview, I had an imaginary conversion with myself. Enjoy. So the Colts, huh. Didn’t they used to be good?…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 18
We are getting closer and closer to the end of the Home and Away season and things are heating up. This week, someone else…
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25 Questions About…
This I speak of course, about the ole In-n-Out. If you are reading the header, you are probably thinking, “There goes Balls, going into…
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Your “I hope you’ve been good ’cause you’re getting a treat today” Open Thread
Oh kids. OH KIDS! We have a special treat for you. Today is the day that our own Make It Snow live tweets as…