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AFL Beat 2021 AFL Week 16
Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! Let’s see what happened this week. *** AFL 2021 Season Week 16 Recaps Gold Coast Suns 77…
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The [DFO] Euro quarterfinals preview, with futbol info, maybe.
Good morning dear fútbol enthusiast or degenerate gambler. Sadly we have no international games today but let’s take a look at what we have…
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AFL Beat 2021 AFL Week 15
Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! Let’s see what happened this week. *** AFL 2021 Season Week 15 Recaps Brisbane Lions 94 –…
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European Euros Said Knock YEEEEEWWW OUT!
That’s right, fuckos. It’s nut-cuttin’ time. Perhaps we shall get extra time and/or pennos to add to the suspense. It’s been a fun tournament,…
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AFL Beat 2021 AFL Week 14
The byes are finally completed! We are now going into the final stretch of the season! Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! Let’s…
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Juneteenth Euros Jubilee!
That’s right, White Devils! You done been CANCELLED. Lord knows, your weirdo wingnut uncle needed sommet else to bitch about next Thanksgiving. Anyway, nothing…
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Impromptu Friday Euro Post
Good morning, I took the whole day off and the Euro posts have been popular so here we go! Due to TWBS love for…
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Euro Wednesday with Mexican Liquor!
Good morning all. Normally I use this timeslot for writing about the random Snaxx from around the world but as we know I love…
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AFL Beat 2021 AFL Week 13
Tis the second week of byes and the second week that no games are held in Melbourne. Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat!…
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Better Than You, Swarthie: Argentina Preview – Copa América 2020 (In 2021!)
Some Hispanic folks will try to out-white anyone by pointing to European lineage, paleness, or micropenis. The President of Argentina volunteered anecdotal evidence. Last…