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Your “Welcome to Beautiful London!” Sunday Morning NFL Football Open Thread
Welcome everyone, to the first morning game of the year. (Uh, what? -Left Coasters) I love quadrupleheaders. Pyjamas are de rigueur today as you settle…
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Sexy Friday, No Time To Die release weekend edition
Technically, the movie has already opened in Europe and other parts of the world, but it’s opening weekend in the US for the latest…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Alternate Plans
Don’t you hate that feeling when you’re one random ingredient away from cooking/mixing something that sounds fantastic? Well, that’s my position at this current…
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Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread
I apologize for the tardiness of this post but a tortuous hiking trail waits for No Man! And I am No Man! hmm that sounded…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
Was The Game of the Century everything you’d hoped it would be? Certainly the rain helped but I figured it’s deep down in Belichick’s…
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Your “Please-For The Love of Whatever-Please Mute Your Devices” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Welp, let’s get this over with. There’s nothing to be said that hasn’t already been uttered over and over again. To The Game! Bucs/Pats:…
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Your “Time (And The Games) March On” Sunday Afternoon NFL Open Thread
I’m all for a slate that is 50% interesting. Meh, they’re all fine and dandy when one is playing the fantasy ball, really. Let’s…
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Your Early Sunday Slate O’Games Open Thread
Has the sked maker (I imagine him as an harried old man in a small office, papers in folders everywhere-he’s not received a raise…
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Sexy Friday, First Friday in October 2021 edition
Holy shit time flies, huh? Thanks to Brocky’s prodigious penis, we have an amazing selection of ladies tonight. Seriously, man, that’s some quality work!…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Beggars Can’t Be Choosers
Happy…October Friday? Where the hell did this year go? How is it already October? I was not consulted on this, and I do not…