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Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Whelp, Morbid Curiosity, you win this round. I can’t ignore this game simply because the usual slobknockering of the established stars of the league…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
For me yesterday was an entertaining mix of interesting games-upsets, disappointments, shootouts, a bizarre finish-even some of the chalk results were worthy of a…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
To The Game! Packers/Niners: -Running back attrition, thy name is San Franny. Seriously though, the Giants went through a similar injury mess a few…
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Your “C’Mon, Gimme Some More of That Sweet Action!” NFL Open Thread
Man, that was good stuff! (is typing at 12:15 EST) Dimes throwing it around like crazy, that bananacakes last-second upset and that leg fracture.…
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Your Early Sunday Afternoon NFL Games Open Thread
Are you ready for some white-hot alpaca, um, football action? To The Games! TEAM/Bills: As noted by revered commenter/shut-in Hippo last week, Josh Allen…
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Sexy Friday, Last Friday in September 2021 edition
No one got the song puzzle last week, so I am rerunning the songs. Y’all got pretty close with the states thing, but I…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Ein Prosit!
Guten Tag meine Freunde! If the title and the first line of this week’s post hasn’t clued you in, there is a German theme…
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Your “Lamb To The Slaughter” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Are we going to call him “Alpaca”? Of course “Giraffe” is already taken. Newsy Notes: -It’s Not You, It’s Them: The most flags thrown…
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Your Monday Night Football (and Canuck Election Update) Open Thread
It’s good to be back! Many thanks to Hippo for filling in/helping out at the last second yesterday in order that jokery of dick…
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Sexy Friday, Mexican Independence Day Weekend 2021 edition
Technically, Mexican Independence Day was earlier this week, but I can guarantee you that Mexican neighborhoods in your neck of the wood will be…