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Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
[climbs out of shamehole, brushes dirt from pants] Last night, that didn’t go well! What a travesty-the talent gap has not been sufficiently closed,…
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Your Treasured Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
We’ve been through a lot, you and me and Scott Hansen, haven’t we? But it’s not quite over just yet-a tasty NFC East scuffle…
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The Most Glorious Day in Ever NFL Football Open Thread
Welcome Lards and Lasses, are you as giddy in your shorts or PJ’s or yoga pants or whatever as I am? No doubt. It’s…
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Killer JV NFL Nighttime Thread
First appointment viewing of 2023, as we stretch our buttholes for NFL WEEK ONE WOO!!! all day tomorrow. Ballsy: I’m glad Hippo is finally…
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First Proper JV NFL Slate of 2023 Today!
With the dreaded Lesser Footy international break upon us, one is especially thankful for the much improved Week 2 JV NFL slate. Without further…
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Sexy Friday – 20230908
TGIF! Football is back! But none tonight, just the JV variety, plus some hot semi tennis action. Unless you have Spectrum, then you get…
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“At Bloody Long Last!” Your Very First Real Game of the 2023/24 Season
I feel the same way every year-excited to see the season running on all cylinders (much like Brick) and a wee bit anxious, knowing…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: ‘Twas the Night Before Football…
‘Twas the night before football,And all through the site… I’m gonna not start that, or else I’m gonna spend my work hours trying to…
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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 20” Tuesday Night Open Thread
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid…
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Mostly Hinged Titans Preview (2023) and Week 1 (Woo Hoo!) Open Thread
First of all, happy LaboUr Day. I hope you have a totally, not-communist holiday experience, unlike those inopportune May Days over at Michael Flynn’s.…