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Hippo Nighttime in 2023 BEGINS!
Welcome to my diseased brain. Please to keep your hands inside the car at all times. Tips in any form of opium are accepted…
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Sexy Friday – 20230901
TGIF! And it’s Labor Day weekend! Also, JV NFL is back! There’s currently a war going on to claim the title of Miami. Good…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: We’re Almost There!
Eight days to Opening Night! It’s a little strange that the last preseason week now gives almost two weeks before the season starts, because…
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Your Very Last NFL Exhibition Game Open Thread
I’m a bit kerfuffled in that I thought that the preseason sked always finished on the Saturday night. But here we are with a…
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Farewell to August (JV NFL Week Nil Night Thread)
If y’all thought the afternoon schedule was ridiculous, we are entering into (S)sublime territory. FOAR Ballsy: Ballsy: Thank you Hippo! May The Pills Be…
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Sexy Friday – 20230825
TGIF! Happy 4th indictment week! Also, happy week 0 for JV footy, for those that celebrate. Survival – Preseason Edition Knee Biters vs Jerry…
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Your Oh So Hot Double-Heading NFL Football Football Open Thread
Not one but two tilters tonight mes amis. For non-fans of these teams this might be a bit difficult but I’m going to give it…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo Presents the [Door Flies Open] 2023 Guide to Fantasy Football Names!
Long-winded? Yes. Self-explanatory? Also yes. Will I still explain it? Third yes. Welcome to a longstanding tradition passed down the years through various websites…
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Your 2023 Miami Dolphins Preview.
Alright folks, I’m going to level with you. Over the past three weeks, I’ve had my fair share of mishaps. First, I injured my…
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Burdened with Glorious Purpose: 2023 Buffalo Bills Preview and Tuesday Open Thread
2022 PREDICTION: 9-8 2022 REALITY: 13-3! (No record for Cincy game, on account of Damar Hamlin temporarily dying) From last year’s Preview: There…