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Draft Week 🎉 – Monday Open Thread
The NFL Draft is this Thursday, so there’s still a couple of days to abuse the brain with speculation and other mind wanks about…
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Sundays With Litre, now with Even Less Litre!
Your illustrious host for the Sunday evening Open Thread is in my birth country of México for a well-earned vacation so I’ll be covering…
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Saturday Night Random Thoughts
As I was watching today’s fixtures (trying to savoUr since there is NO FOOTY tomorrow), I came up with another of my good goddamned…
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Saturday “All Aboard the Sinking Ship” Morning Thread
I apologize in advance for tomorrow. I will go missing all day, and there will be no Derby of Ultimate Despair live blog. Because I…
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Sexy Friday: Mr. Ayo Showcase #4
As I mentioned before, Brocky and Mr. Ayo have very graciously stepped in for a few weeks now and provided the Sexy for us.…
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Hippo’s Mid-week Waking Nightmare (part el tres)
Please to keep your hands inside the car at all times. You don’t want to acquire the nickname “Stumpy.” (this opener accompanied a winner,…
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They Say It’s Tax Day – Monday Open Thread
Yes, it’s filing time in the USA, though not in Puerto Rico. Last week’s blackout made the PR deadline move to next Monday. That’s…
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Saturday Nihilism Night
Seriously, am I really gonna have to watch the Zombie USFL? This is what happens when you are a lazy piece of shit and…
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Half-Schedule Weekend – Lesser Footy Open Thread
This is the part of the Lesser schedule when the cup ties start flying fast and furious, and with MOAR at stake. You saw…
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Sexy Friday Mr. Ayo Showcase #3
As I mentioned before, Brocky and Mr. Ayo have very graciously stepped in for a few weeks now and provided the Sexy for us.…
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