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Your “Maybe He’ll Wear The White Suit” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: I hope his partner isn’t from Atlanta: Ray Lewis is going to be on “Dancing With The Stars”. Having braved the DWTS…
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Your “Nice Lid, Sid” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: kind of quiet today As expected, Antonio Brown has filed a second grievance with the NFL over his helmet. He is claiming…
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Your “Return Of The King” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Zeke is some pissed at Jerry Jones, after he found out his team’s owner made a “Zeke Who?” crack when asked about…
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Your “Night Comes Early” Sunday Open Thread
There’s a 4 o’clock football game so there’s a corresponding thread. That’s just the way it goes around here. This will double as the…
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Your “I Salute Your Dogged Persistence” Saturday Night Open Thread
If you’re hanging out here-even for just a little bit-you’ve got moxy. You’ve so many other options with which to entertain yourself and yet……
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Your Thoroughly Unnecessary Preseason Colts/Browns Preseason Tilt Open Thread
I shouldn’t have bothered with it but this is a NFL footballing site so this is sorta what we do. And the thing is,…
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Sexy Footy Sabado – Marcel Brands Edition
Everton drew shit-ass Palace last week, while I was in Colorady. Yes, I got up super early to watch. No, I am not all…
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Your “National Wiffle Ball Day” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
It’s me again. Have I turned into The Lists Bitch this week? You know I have, dear Commentists. Lists are fucking great, because they…
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Your “International Left-Handers Day” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Wait, huh? How did I get stuck with this? I’m too drunk for this. I have no insightful banter for you, so in lieu…
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Your “Middle Child Day” Monday Evening Open Thread
Seriously, I’m not joking. August 12 is “Middle Child Day”. It’s official and everything!!!!!! HEY LOOK IT’S THE NEW JAN BRADY!!!!! marsha, Marsha, MARSHA!!!!!…