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Your “Sunday Funday, Better Than A Monday” Sunday Evening Open Thread
Ha!!!! See? I didn’t forget this time. Even though I’ve been watching baseball all day. And maybe drinking some. Allegedly. Antonio Brown has threatened…
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Your “Warning: Football-Like Activity Has Been Detected!” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Despite it being just the first week of exhibition I think most of us have taken a quick peek at the games on offer.…
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Futbol Extravaganza Saturday Open Thread
We’re back! Well, 17 of 20 clubs are back but we aren’t going to talk about that. Good morning everyone and welcome to this…
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Your “You Need A Good Scrubbing” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’m a horrible person. I’ve known this for a while. For those of you who have met me, this is not news to you…
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Your “I Guess I Should Do Something” First Preseason Game Thread
I’m giving Scotchy the night off. The man works hard, and shouldn’t be forced to labour under the aspersion there is meaning to the…
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Your “Lather, Rinse, Repeat” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Josh Gordon has filed for reinstatement to the NFL. If reinstated, he immediately becomes eligible for further punishment from his December 20th…
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Your “Hey – I Thought We Fired That Guy?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Ryan Fitzpatrick is the scheduled starter for Miami in their first pre-season game this Thursday against Atlanta. Josh Rosen seems to be…
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Your Oh Crap, Nobody Wrote a Monday Open Thread
Good evening my hilarious Door Flies Open family. I’ve been tapped to create an Open Thread for tonight’s festivities, to of course give our…
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Your Pretexts And Excuses Sunday Open Thread
There’s only a handful of Sundays left until the return of the massive zombie-in that is the NFL season. The spirit soars at the…
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Sa Sa Sa Saturday Night Open Thread
Howdy, folks! It’s your Friendly Neighborhood Balls here, filling in for TequilaHomieRoberto while he’s off doing… something. First things first. Here are your sports…