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Your Saturday Morning Lesser Footy thread: Jose’s last stand?
Good morning! Your favorite fifth stringer, Tom Tupa Wakezilla, is filling in for Don T, Hippo, Balls and Litre this morning. Iām not sure…
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Your “Let’s Get Stuffed” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’ve been in a weird mood lately. Lotsa reasons for that, I suppose. No need to go into all of them. Or even any…
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Your “Low-Scoring Games Can Be Exciting!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Good evening, ladies and silly men. Were you to start up your own football league would you put the word “Freedom” in the title?…
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Your “I Hear Vinny Testaverde Ain’t Busy” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Well, let’s look at the Green Bay rumour mill: Bruce Arians – not interested. A disappointment to those in rural Wisconsin looking…
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Your “How Many WR’s Can Fit Under a Bus?” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
It’s gets so busy at the soup kitchen in December. As the weather turns the traffic increases, so they tell me. I’ve been kicking…
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Your [checks with Brick] “Mid-Morning, Maybe Early Afternoon, Late Autumn-ish, at the very least” Open Thread Featuring Football
Can we just all agree to disagree and pretend as though it wasn’t important yet silently grumble to ourselves about ‘that guy’? It’s The…
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Your “I MUST HAVE IT!” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
[looks at entire slate of games] “Jesus! I guess the bye weeks are all over and done with.” Shall we? TO THE GAMES! Bal/Atl:…
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Your “O Moon Of Alabama” Saturday Evening Open Thread
I’m in America this weekend – Everett Silvertips hockey Saturday night; the flexed earlier Niners-Seahawks Sunday afternoon. I have $200 cash to cover all…
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Your “Well I Guess That’s Music Allegedly #2” Friday Evening Open Thread
Nearly a year ago I threatened to do this occasionally. And by “this” I mean thrill all of you with my horrible taste in…
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