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Your “No Brokeback Mountain Jokes, I Beg of You!” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
I just recently had a curious experience that I’d thought I’d share. I had two glasses next to each t’udder, (I type that word…
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Your “I Got Nothing” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Bears have Mitch Trubisky listed as “questionable” for this Sunday. The working theory is that, given they are playing the Giants,…
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Your “Oh God, I’m Dying A Death” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
I think I have the flu. Let’s run down the checklist: Public school teacher in a vaccine-challenged city Attended niece’s 8th birthday on Saturday…
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Titans @ Texans – Monday Night Existential Open Thread
The last Monday Night game was the Chefs 51 – 54 RAMMMITTT! thriller that caused as much excitement as unease. Can that game be…
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Your “Rooting For Another Tie” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
No, it’s not Father’s Day. Not that kind of tie. Back in week 2, these two NFC North “juggernauts” treated us to a 29-29…
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Your “Weather Report? Sloppy With a Chance of Turnovers, of Course!” Sunday Afternoon Football Thread
Can we beat a micro-meme to death inside of 12 hours? I betcha we can and I’ll certainly do my part. I’d be remiss…
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Your “The Cavalcade of Sports Continues” Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
Let’s go directly, TO THE GAMES! Jags/Bills: Had I told you at the birth of the season that the Bills would be matching the…
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Your “Rivalry Weekend Continues Apace” Saturday Evening Open Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyOXW7UQV00 They were a lot more badass before Axl evolved into Kathleen Turner. Tomorrow’s matchups: CBS EARLY █ Anchorage █ Fairbanks █ Honolulu █ New England…
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Back From Break – JV NFL and Lesser Footy Combo Platter
Huzzah, booze and leftovers! And for the sporting day beginning at 10 EST like God intended (though I still may bitch a little re…
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Your “Bad Medicine” Friday Evening Open Thread
Fair warning, I have no idea what to write about this week. So I’m not even going to try. I’ve been burning the candle…