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Your “I Can’t Even Dress This Pig Up Nice” Wednes…oops…Thursday Evening Open Thread
It is a dark & barren wasteland this evening, my friends. NFL News: Brightening up his suspension is the fact that Jameis Winston &…
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World Cup Reflection: A round table discussion of what has happened so far
Inside an empty DFO boardroom, the door flies open In walks Downton Abbey actor, Jim Carter, wearing his traditional Carson outfit Carter: All rise…
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Your Fourth of July Evening Open Thread
[Alert – there is a gross JPP fireworks warning at the bottom of the page.] NFL News: The Shield is catching some flak today…
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Your “One Holiday Ends; Another Begins” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Suspensions! Rams G Jamon Brown – two games for “violating the NFL Policy and Program for Substances of Abuse”. Packers RB Aaron…
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“It’s going to be an odd week” Monday evening open thread.
Hey folks! Happy Monday evening! This has potential to be a really strange week. I’m working Monday and Tuesday, off on Wednesday for the…
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Last Month of the Offseason WOOO! – July 1st Open Thread
People everywhere* are complaining about the heat. That means: it’s July, baby! Oh man, the 2018 NFL season is so close you can almost…
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World Cup Elimination Sunday Open Thread
We arrive at Day 2 of the Knockout Stage with France and Uruguay safely through to the Quarterfinals. Who will join them today? LET’S…
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I’m surrounded by Lakers fans: Saturday Evening Open Thread.
banner image courtesy of. Happy Saturday everyone! Hope it’s been a good day for everyone and you were as productive/lazy/shit-all drunk as…
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