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Messi! Cristiano! Etc.! – World Cup Elimination Open Thread
This World Cup has delivered: dynamite games (62% decided by one goal), no team looks unbeatable, two untraditional juggernauts (Belgium and Croatia), penalties penalties…
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Your “Biding Time” Thursday Evening Open Thread
It just seems like slow death waiting for football season to return. NFL News: Okay, very serious: Janoris Jenkins’ brother has been charged with…
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Russia 2018 World Cup Open Thread – Thursday 28 June
Alas, today we close out Group play. ONE WHOLE FUCKING DAY OFF after this (I originally thought two), which I simply cannot abide. Fuck…
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Your “I Was Nowhere Near New Jersey When I Killed Him” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News Janoris Jenkins is the new Orenthal James Simpson. Maybe. Hopefully not. In all seriousness, and in spite of my very witty…
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How long is this thing? Wednesday World Cup Open thread.
Another four games on the slate today with things to play for! By Saturday we will be down to 16 and the fun will…
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Your “Now He Can Screw Up TV Broadcasts” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: In a “good news / bad news” type of situation, Gene Steratore has retired. And joined CBS as their rules analyst, for…
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Farewell, Sweet Prince: World Cup Day 13
Good morning! Thank you for coming. I hope you had your cup of Joe and are ready for some intense lesser footy action. Group…
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Your “Be Nice to the Sub” Monday Open Thread
As if you didn’t get enough World Cup coverage, I am here tonight because MicheladaTioRoberto has been forced to do work at inconvenient times…
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Your “Fete Nationale – Le Jour St. Jean Baptiste” Sunday Evening Open Thread
Today is basically “Quebec Day” in Canada, where the founding of Quebec is celebrated, the history venerated, and no one brings up the fact…
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Your “Hours And Hours Of Fascinating Fun” Saturday Evening Post
I have seriously had my fill of all politics for this week – international, domestic and office. I am going to grab the first…
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