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TGISF…In Repose
re·pose1 rəˈpōz/ noun noun: repose 1. a state of rest, sleep, or tranquility. “in repose her face looked relaxed” synonyms: rest, relaxation, inactivity; More…
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Your “You Might Have To Entertain Yourselves” Thursday Evening Open Thread
It’s a pretty slow day, if you avoided FOX News and anyone who muttered the word “anthem”. NFL News: Reuben Foster has had his…
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Your “Thirty-one White Folks and Shad Khan Say What Goes” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Owners meeting rule changes: They have come up with a new anthem policy: The NFL will enact a national anthem policy for…
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Your “In The Most Delightful Way” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Hi all. After a welcome three-day holiday weekend away from the #content mines, I’m ready to return you to the cromulence of my banality.…
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Your “Are Duke Harry and Duchess Meghan Divorced Yet?” Sunday Late Afternoon/Early Evening Open Thread
Photo Credit: USA Today Scene: Nottingham Cottage on the sprawling Kensington Palace Grounds. A beautiful woman and her ginger husband are basking in their…
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Your Why Are You Not Out Watching Deadpool 2? Open Thread
So, yesterday I left work a little early and caught a 4:00 PM showing of Deadpool 2 at my local mall/multiplex. There are a…
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Huzzah, Teh Bastard Man Is Gone!
Sorry for the late postings, I forgot. But glad tidings, my imaginary friends, for Fat Sam a/k/a Gravy Tits a/k/a That Hippo Head Fuck/Cunt…
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TGISF… Wet Sand
Yep. I’m half-assing this one. Sorry, not sorry. I’m at the beach. Sorry, not sorry. This is the view out of my window right…
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Your “Well, There’s Nowhere For Them To Go But Up, Right?” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Godspeed, Oxipug. NFL News: Oh boy – The Browns are this year’s “Hard Knocks” team. The Browns aren’t especially happy about it, but their…
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Your Maybe Jim Irsay’s A Brony” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Bills are going to retire Thurman Thomas’ #34 jersey. He joins Jim Kelly & Bruce Smith in that elite bracket. To…