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DFO mock draft. writers we would like to see contributing to DFO
Now that I have no reason to return to KSK I thought we should take over one of my favorite ideas from their site.…
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What’s Next?
Xmas Ape has left KSK, and KSK may soon follow. This site is basically the spiritual successor to KSK like KSK was the creation…
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Thirsty Thursday
I’m so thirsty. Won’t someone give me something to drink? I feel like I haven’t had a drink in ages. Why am I so…
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Lord Roger Upholds Randomly Assigned Suspension
Roger Goodell has determined that his randomly chosen punishment for Tom Brady was just and fair, so it’s time to talk lawsuit! We’re trying…
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Day Drinking ‘Cause it’s Too Damn Hot Open Thread
I walked several kilometres (it’s a unit of measurement) earlier, did some damn laundry, some damn crossword puzzle and now I’m out of ideas.…
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Sexy Friday Doesn’t Require RSVP
Unlike Shady, we at Door Flies Open Enterprises welcome all men and women of taste. No RSVP, no social media evaluation, and no questions…
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Slutty Saturday
Today is a good day to clean out some bookmarked gfycat videos. There are plenty of tits. Alessandra Ambrosio, Verdades Secretas. (1) Alessandra…
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And A Sexy Friday To You, Sirs and Madames
Let’s get down to why we’re all here: hardcore sexiness! And don’t forget to visit the gfycat video clip buffet.
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HSIM
It’s Monday? So what. Dance, bitches! In 9 weeks, we’ll have MNF to use to ignore our problems.