Category: Sexy Friday
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TGISF… AKA “Why Are These Pages Stuck Together?” Sexy Friday Open Thread
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. –Frank Zappa – Get it? –…
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TGISF… aka “Taste The Rainbow” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Roy G Biv was a smart sumbitch. If you didn’t take physics in school, you have no idea what that means probably. Foreshadowing? Yes. …
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TGISF…aka “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” Sexy Friday Open Thread
No, I’m not planning on linking that song. You’re welcome. But I am linking this one (and a bunch of others you’ll probably hate…sorry,…
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Your Not So Sexy Friday … Nineteen Sexty-Seven … TGISF Goes Retro, I Guess
That’s a restored 1967 Chevy Camaro SS. If you don’t find that sexy, then you’re an idiot. – – Getting Down To Brass Tacks…
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TGISF…aka “Sometimes It’s OK To Look Behind” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Earlier today, Ray Lewis tried to help us to Put It All Behind Us on DFO Request Line. Ray says “Hi”, btw… But tonight,…
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TGISF… aka “No Theme? No Problem!” Sexy Friday Open Thread
It’s been a weird week. In fact, it has kinda sucked…for lotsa reasons. I’m not in a talky talky mood. Most of you are…
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TGISF…aka “You Look Good With That Between Your Legs” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Recovery Mode It has been a busy week. The July 4th holiday falling on a Tuesday might have given us a nice long drunken…
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TGISF…aka Your “Happy Birthday ‘Murrica” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Can’t fool you guys, you’re too smart. Yep, it’s Independence Day weekend. Uncle Sam might not officially turn 241 until Tuesday, but we’re celebrating…
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TGISF… aka Your “Vicious Cycle” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Ahhhh, the first weekend of Summer. Long days. Plenty of time for summer activities. So I’ve decided that peppered in here and there, among…
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TGISF…aka “¡Oh Dios mío! Sólo el Béisbol y el Golf?” Sexy Friday Open Thread
So what should our theme be this week? Wednesday was Flag Day, so I considered doing the USA/Red,White,Blue/Stars n Stripes type thingy. But that…
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