Your “The RNC Convention Hits Full-On Drinking Game” Thirsty Thursday Open Thread

NFL News: Ray Rice has gone to Plan Omega - if he's allowed to play, he'll donate his paycheque in support of ending domestic violence. A key part of that plan: getting a team to take a chance on him. Josh Gordon met Roger Goodell Wednesday, in hopes of figuring

Your “Is That All?” Wednesday Open Thread

NFL tidbits: Video has surfaced of Denard Robinson's car rolling through a stoplight and rolling towards the pond he was found in. You'll have to go to Deadspin to see it, because it won't embed. As well, the cops who let him go are facing internal investigation for showing favortism.

Your “Borrowed From Betty Ford” Tuesday Open Thread

NFL Notes: humourous in a "you dumb fuckers" kind of way, nfl.com has a long-winded story about why both sides are comfortable watching Kirk Cousins play under the franchise tag for 2016. I'm sure the season ticket base agrees with this logic. trading "dumb" for "sad", PFT reports that Ezekiel

Your “What? This Clown?!” Monday Open Thread

Evenin', y'all. Mom's on her plane, so it's back atcha with the north-of-the-border open thread topics. NFL News: Arian Foster landed in Miami. It's reportedly a one-year deal worth $1.5 million with $2 million in incentives. Justin Durant landed in Dallas, thanks to Rolando McLain's suspension. Even though it's most likely a

Hillary Clinton Gets a New Campaign Adviser

[BROOKLYN, NEW YORK: HILLARY CLINTON'S CAMPAIGN OFFICE HEADQUARTERS] ROBBY MOOK: ...and that's why I'm no longer allowed at the Costco on 118th Street. But enough about my day off! As your Campaign Manager, I want to be the first to congratulate you on officially being declared the presumptive nominee! HILLARY CLINTON: Thank you,

Your “Finally, It’s Over…OH GOD, NOW THE ACTUAL CAMPAIGN!” Tuesday Open Thread

Brief NFL briefs: Someone hacked the NFL's twitter account, and posted the news Patriots fans were waiting for. Bitterness remained after the truth came out. About the hack & Goodell not being dead - not deflated balls. That's still going on. 7 teams opened veteran minicamps today: The Arizona Cardinals, Cleveland

Offseason Diversions: Euro 2016 and Copa América Centenario Open POSTS and Thread

Mandatory minicamps start by mid-June. In the meantime, IT’S THE EURO AND COPA CENTENARIO! The U.S.A is hosting the Copa and already teams are dissing the travel arrangements. Are you gonna take this from invading Peter Kings? Many are leftists. Or are WE, COMMENTISTS, GONNA POST SOMETHING ABOUT IT!1!1 As humans, the

Your “Remember That Thing?” Wednesday Open Thread

I promise no more anti-Toronto ranting today. After hearing about the Cleveland face wash* they received, it's taken some of the air out of the bandwagon's tires. Not sure about tomorrow; check with me later.         *Shockingly, not a term found in the Urban Dictionary. Moose? The banner