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Your “Someone’s Going Home 0-2” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Gawd! The hairs on my back are standing at attention! They’re nothing like my ‘cut and run’ nipples, I’ll tell you. I just can’t…
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Your “I’ll Have What You’re Having” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Post
Unless it’s a seizure. No seizures please. Otherwise I can take all that booze and those snacks off your hands. It’s a free service-part…
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Your “Batten Down The Hatches!” Sunday Morning NFL Football Open Thread
Meh. It’s sunny and warm here. TO THE GAMES! Brownies/Saints: He gone. Rumour has it Josh Gordon showed up to the Browns practice facility…
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Your “Crab Cakes vs. Skyline Chili AFC North Tussle For The Ages” Thursday Night NFL Open Thread
Local mom and pop restaurants win, your toilet takes one for the team. The above pic is the result of a search for ‘crab…
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Boots On The Ground – “The Summer of 50” Part 2: How To Create A Liquor & Golf Vacation
In Part 1 of the series, I covered how to create a veneer of respectability around an event by giving it a title. In…
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Your Monday Night Football Doubleheader Open Thread
Man, I very much enjoyed the games I watched yesterday. You say, ‘derp’ and I say, ‘how does a team overcome the derp’ or…
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Your Sunday Night NFC North Fight Open Thread
I’ve had a shit-ton of fun today and it’s all your fault. I hope you’re happy… just like me. Beers and scotch have been…
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Your “More Games? The Sacrifice Worked!” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
He looked quite unimposing as he stepped off the bus. I was sitting on a bench nearby and he asked me, “where am I?”…
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Your “O Frabjous Day! Callooh! Callay!” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Look at me over here, chortling with joy. Man, this takes me back to high school and my first girlie friend. After a few…
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Your “Hey! It’s Almost Monday!” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Geez, those boos really hurt, guys. I’m just pointing out the obvious. Some more games were played last night. Let’s have a look. -Not…
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