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Your “Someone’s Going Home 0-2” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

Gawd! The hairs on my back are standing at attention! They’re nothing like my ‘cut and run’ nipples, I’ll tell you. I just can’t…

Unless it’s a seizure. No seizures please. Otherwise I can take all that booze and those snacks off your hands. It’s a free service-part…

Meh. It’s sunny and warm here. TO THE GAMES! Brownies/Saints: He gone. Rumour has it Josh Gordon showed up to the Browns practice facility…

Local mom and pop restaurants win, your toilet takes one for the team. The above pic is the result of a search for ‘crab…

In Part 1 of the series, I covered how to create a veneer of respectability around an event by giving it a title. In…

Man, I very much enjoyed the games I watched yesterday. You say, ‘derp’ and I say, ‘how does a team overcome the derp’ or…

I’ve had a shit-ton of fun today and it’s all your fault. I hope you’re happy… just like me. Beers and scotch have been…

He looked quite unimposing as he stepped off the bus. I was sitting on a bench nearby and he asked me, “where am I?”…

Look at me over here, chortling with joy. Man, this takes me back to high school and my first girlie friend. After a few…

Geez, those boos really hurt, guys. I’m just pointing out the obvious. Some more games were played last night. Let’s have a look. -Not…