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Your Monday Night Football Doubleheader Open Thread
Man, I very much enjoyed the games I watched yesterday. You say, ‘derp’ and I say, ‘how does a team overcome the derp’ or…
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Your Sunday Night NFC North Fight Open Thread
I’ve had a shit-ton of fun today and it’s all your fault. I hope you’re happy… just like me. Beers and scotch have been…
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Your “More Games? The Sacrifice Worked!” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
He looked quite unimposing as he stepped off the bus. I was sitting on a bench nearby and he asked me, “where am I?”…
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Your “O Frabjous Day! Callooh! Callay!” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Look at me over here, chortling with joy. Man, this takes me back to high school and my first girlie friend. After a few…
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Your “Hey! It’s Almost Monday!” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Geez, those boos really hurt, guys. I’m just pointing out the obvious. Some more games were played last night. Let’s have a look. -Not…
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Your “Saturday Night’s Alright For…You Know” Open Thread
Actually, I’m not much of a fighter. I’m more of a lover… hmm that’s not really correct either. I’ve always found that to be…
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Your Saturday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
There were games played yesterday and there are observations of players to be made. Here goes: Case Keenum was presentable. (12 of 18) AP…
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Your “This Is The Mostest Football Yer Gonna Get” Friday Night Open Thread
Thursday. Friday. Saturday. Sunday. Spread your wings, preseason football, show ’em what you got. This is the best quality you’ll get as most starters…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
[kid’s entertainer walks onto stage to rabid applause] Entertainer: “HELLO OUT THERE, ALL MY LITTLE POOPSTERS!” Audience: “HELLO CAPTAIN SHITSTAIN!” C-Stain: “Oh! It’s so…
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Your Saturday Afternoon Football Open Thread
Well, what have we got here? Looks like a double-header-each of which could be interesting in different ways. The Jags and Vikes will be…