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Team Previews
Football’s Sh***iest Cosplay: Your 2020 Detroit Lions Season Preview
Never Mind, I’ll Do It Myself: Your 2020 Houston Texans Preview
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Fade in: The Greene Science Center at Columbia University. A slightly disheveled beverage purveyor, in newly-purchased pants, is about to address a collected panel. Beerguyrob: Esteemed professors, fellow Ph.D candidates, gathered audience members, ladies & gentlemen, and - for some reason - Arthur Laffer, Thank you for your time today. My presentation
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Viral Load: The 2020 Philadelphia Eagles Preview
Like all NFL teams, the 2020 Philadelphia Eagles face unique challenges this season due to COVID-19. We at DFO reached out once again to guest kommentator the Coronavirus for his thoughts on the Eagles and the upcoming season. Roni, welcome back! Our readers really enjoyed your interview with Ahmad Rashad and